Constitution of the Republic of Gain and California

Officially the Constitution of the Empire of Gain and California, the Constitution forms the basis of law and Government to to the Gainese Peoples. Originally written in Gainese the article has been rewritten for easy English understanding.

Preamble
We the Gainese People, United by our Queens, United by our blood and peoples, under the God Tellawow, do solely ordain and manufacture this constitution to act as the basis of law, government, and to establish domestic tranquility in our Mighty Empire.

Article I
It is by establishment that the current government of the Empire be decreed on the basis that the Queen of Gain and Queen of California rule with absolute power. Without Questions asked, for they have been ordained by our creator. There is no need for a central government for it corrupts and justly allows for a terrible war like that of the Empire which once we allied with. The Queens shall rule for eternity, when there day comes they shall choose a successor and we shall continue following them as before without questions.

Article II
Slavery is Legal and shall remain legal for eternity. Prisoners of War may be taken as Slaves as they help improve the Government and economy. It is a divine right that we keep slaves.

Article III
There are no Laws but that spoken upon us by the Gods in the Big Book of Ancient Gabanian Fables.

Article IV
The Growth of Honeyduke shall not be infringed.

Article V
The States Official Language is the Gainese Language. The Univeristy of Havana will keep the use of Gainese and add words when deemed appropriate.

Article VI
The States Official Religion is Tellawowism. We WELCOME all Religions of the world and Galactic Federation, however we want all citizens to practice Tellawowism and add their gods to our parathion.

Article VII
A Imperial Millitary shall be kept in force and be named The Gainese Army. This Army Shall be the height of our Empire all citizens regardless of age shall be soldiers no exceptions to defend the nation from aggressors from the north.

Article VIII
The Right to bound people of lesser status shall not be infringed. Slavery is a way of life provided to us by the Father Tellawow and thus must always be the way. Slaves are not people, they are objects to be bought, sold, killed if necessary, be used for pleasure, and bred for consumption and labor. If a slaver breeds with a slave, that child is a slave and cannot be free no matter how the Slaver feels. If the slaver wishes to join his slave in matrimony than the Slaver gives up their right to citizenship and becomes branded a slave.